<% function hideFromBots(strE) dim bots, re, c bots = Array("^EmailSiphon","^EmailWolf","^ExtractorPro","^Mozilla.*NEWT","^Crescent","^CherryPicker","^[Ww]eb[Bb]andit","^WebEMailExtrac.*","^NICErsPRO","^Telesoft","^Zeus.*Webster","^Microsoft.URL","^Mozilla/3.Mozilla/2.01","^Xenu.*Link.*Sleuth.*","^EmailCollector") for each spambot in bots Set re = new RegExp re.IgnoreCase = false re.global = false re.Pattern = spambot if re.Test(request.servervariables("HTTP_USER_AGENT")) then c=c+1 next if c>0 then hideFromBots="Email address witheld" else hideFromBots=strE end if end function %> Topic - New Year's Day
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New Year's Day

RESOLUTIONS, INC.

ID: 891231
Description: A salesman at Resolutions, Inc. attempts to sell various resolution packages (ranging from personal resolves to world conscientiousness to self-indulgence), to an indecisive woman. When he brings to light that she is pursuing a pliable spirit, the ability to learn, and achieve humility, she realizes that what she seeks is an entire character overhaul, to wit he claims she is looking for a miracle.
Category: Comedy, Object Lesson
Actors: 2 *
Time: 8 min.

 

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